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All this band ever wanted to do was make music, that is, until a grand idea came up.

"Why should we 'just play music'?" I was told. "Why, when we could all be ninjas in real life?" It made me think. Think about all the potential a ninja band would hold. "We just want to go out and be ninjas. It's where it's at, you know?" Orion Anthony explained.

"It's no longer just the music. It's for the fans." Said Jim Adkins, of Jimmy Eat World. "You see, if you don't do it for the fans, you aren't doing it for anyone."

"But ninjas?" I questioned. "Why ninjas?"

"Without ninjas, the world is nothing. People are just people and music is just music. So now we decided to take on a new look. Not like NoFX new look, but NINJA STYLE!" Orion stated. "The next show will be by far the best ever. You don't see many ninja bands, and when you come across a secret ninja nerd band, you know your name is written all over the posters."

"And you know it's going to be sold out. I haven't seen a sold out show since Supertramp." Jim claims.

And I shook my head and laughed. These guys had me beat. I could no longer argue with those statements.

Editors note: This is completely made up and based on stupidity.